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Started 27/4/XXXX - Messagelogs

I've decided that I'm going to keep logs of these chats, I lost some of the messages but just incase I need to contact the authorities.
¿? is my assailant. HAGGISNBONES is obviously, myself.


Messagelog 26/4/XXXX
¿?
¿?
Quiet night?
HAGGISNBONES
that'd be an understatement
HAGGISNBONES
EVEN FORGOT MY CAPS LOCK
¿?
What's the point of it
¿?
Just like how it looks?
HAGGISNBONES
YEAH, BASICALLY
HAGGISNBONES
LETTERS LOOK KIND OF ODD IN MOST FONTS WHEN THEY AREN'T UPPERCASE
¿?
The unpredictability is entertaining at times
¿?
But I understand your reasoning
¿?
Your job
HAGGISNBONES
I'M FLATTERED CONSIDERING I'M NOT EVEN ATTEMPTING TO BE UNPREDICTABLE, HAHAHAHAHA
HAGGISNBONES
MY JOB?
¿?
How was it
HAGGISNBONES
DUSTY.
HAGGISNBONES
I'VE DISCOVERED IM ALLERGIC
¿?
How exhilarating
HAGGISNBONES
APPARANENTLY I GET TO RESEARCH GHOSTS THOUGH SO THATS PRETTY NEAT
HAGGISNBONES
WHAT ABOUT YOU?
¿?
That line of work rings a bell.
¿?
As for me? Loaded, lots of things happening in London everyday...
¿?
I've met my quota for the week, but as a new one begins I know I'll be swamped again.
HAGGISNBONES
WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU DO AGAIN?
¿?
I'm a journalist
HAGGISNBONES
HOW OLD ARE YOU DUDE?
HAGGISNBONES
THAT'S LIKE. AN OLD PEOPLE JOB
HAGGISNBONES
I MEAN NOT THAT I HATE OLD PEOPLE
¿?
I consider myself a bit of a scholar, but im definitely not old
¿?
Im 21
HAGGISNBONES
JUST THAT IT'D BE KIND OF ODD IF YOU WERE WITH SOME COMMENTS YOU'VE
HAGGISNBONES
OKAY SWEET
¿?
You thought..I was a predator?
¿?

HAGGISNBONES
WELL, NO BUT IT'S GOOD NOT TO ASSUME OTHERWISE
¿?
You have? A point?
¿?
Whatever
HAGGISNBONES
AND IF YOU WERE LIKE FOURTY I MIGHT'VE HAD TO TAKE BACK THE OFFER OF LETTING YOU BUY ME A DRINNK
HAGGISNBONES
THAT'D BE WIERD
HAGGISNBONES
ANYWAYS
¿?
What makes you think being a journalist is an old person job? Old people won't be around forever to hold those jobs.
HAGGISNBONES
MAYBE I SHOULD ADD MY AGE TO MY INFORMATION SECTION..... ID HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL I CAN GET IN THE LIBRARY FOR THAT THOUGH
HAGGISNBONES
ANYWAYS I GUESS SO. MY NEW BOSS IS HELLA OLD I GUESS I TECHNICALLY HAVE AN OLD PERSON JOB NOW TOO
¿?
According to your blog you got yourself caught up in librarian business.
¿?
Pray tell, what sort of business has to do with investigation of the supernatural.
¿?
That isn't a YouTube channel.
HAGGISNBONES
SOME KIND OF PLACE WHERE WE TAKE PEOPLE'S SCARY STORIES.
HAGGISNBONES
IT'S KIND OF INSANE TO IMAGINE HOW THEY STAY IN BUSINESS WITH SOMETHING SO FAR FETCHED BUT I'M NOT THE ONE IN CHARGE SO IM NOT REALLY COMPLAINING ABOUT IT
HAGGISNBONES
LIKE THERE WAS ONE ABOUT THIS LADY WHO WAS TRAPPED IN A CAVE FOR A WEEK OR SOMETHING AND ALMOST DIED- SCARY SHIT. IT'S LABELED AS SUPERNATURAL BUT IT COULD JUST BE POLICE STUFF I GUESS
¿?
You never know with random accounts.
¿?
Although everything you've mentioned rings a bell, next time you turn into work you should probably jot down what you actually do
¿?
Otherwise I'd be forced to believe you work for some genuine institute
HAGGISNBONES
WHAT DOES IT MATTER IF IM GETTING PAID LIKE IT IS REGARDLESS?
HAGGISNBONES
I GET TA HAVE A PROPER LIVING SPACE SOON THAT'S REAL EXCITIN
¿?
How long have you been on the streets now?
¿?
Maybe after that drink we can have dinner...granted if we hit it off
HAGGISNBONES
OFF AND ON FOR THREE OR SO YEARS. OFF MOSTLY IN HE WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED'S TRAILER
HAGGISNBONES
AND MAYBE IF YOU PAY
HAGGISNBONES
DO YOU LIKE OYSTERS?
¿?
Can't say im a big fan
¿?
I've seen you top a few off before...
¿?
Side note, the gentleman thing to do is to pay if I asked you out first.....I'd have paid either way
HAGGISNBONES
WELL HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW IF YOU'RE A GENTLEMAN OR NOT
¿?
Hm
¿?
I didn't even establish whether I was a guy or not
¿?
Im sorry
HAGGISNBONES
NO WORRIES I JUST ASSUMED YOU WERE A WALKING PAIR OF QUESTION MARKS, ACTUALLY.
HAGGISNBONES
IN MY MINDS EYE YOU WALK LIKE ONE OF THE AOMEBOA BOYS.
¿?
They say anonymity is all the rage these days
¿?
Isn't it fun to imagine who I could be?
HAGGISNBONES
EH. I'M NOT WRACKING MY BRAIN OVER IT
HAGGISNBONES
I COULD GO THE REST OF MY LIFE WITHOUT KNOWING HONESTLY.
¿?
Cute
¿?
At the very least you aren't too bothered by this
¿?
Makes my job easier
HAGGISNBONES
ALRIGHT THIS TIME I CAN CONFIDENTLY SAY, NOT CUTE. YOU MIGHT BE BUT THAT SURELY ISNT AN ADJECTIVE I'D BE DESCRIBED WITH
¿?
That sort of thing is subjective
HAGGISNBONES
NOT REALLY
¿?
What would you know???
¿?
At the very least you're charming
¿?
It's inspiring really
¿?
Living all on your own, on the streets of London, walking down the roads on your own every day. One way or another bound to get into trouble by bumming it out in all those empty buildings...
HAGGISNBONES
.....
HAGGISNBONES
NOW I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT WHERE I'VE BEEN STAYING
¿?
I know the city like the back of my hand.
¿?
And I'm a big fan...that's been established I'd hope.
HAGGISNBONES
DUDE. YOU'RE CREEPING ME OUT.
HAGGISNBONES
LIKE SERIOUS BAD VIBES.
¿?
No need, we're meeting up one day aren't we? This week or so? Right? I owe you that drink. Don't wanna lose you on that opportunity.
HAGGISNBONES
YEAH WELL I'M RECONSIDERING
¿?
I wanna meet you. And once we're more familiar im sure I can win you over a drink or two. We won't be strangers anymore then. Less scary right?
HAGGISNBONES
NOT ONCE ON THIS BLOG, OR ANY OTHERS HAVE I EVER. EVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT THE SPECIFICS OF WHAT, OR WHERE I'VE BEEN "BUMMING" IT OUT.
HAGGISNBONES
I'VE BEEN EXTREMELY CAREFUL ABOUT THAT
¿?
...
¿?
I had to get to know you one way or another before our first date yknow.
HAGGISNBONES
DATE'S CANCELED.
HAGGISNBONES
FUCK THAT
HAGGISNBONES
LIKE SERIOUSLY FUCK THAT. FUCK. THAT.
HAGGISNBONES
MY GUT'S MORE TRUSTWORTHY THAN WHOEVER THE HELL YOU ARE.
¿?
Oh please.
¿?
You aren't actually scared are you?
HAGGISNBONES
YOU KNOW WHAT MAYBE I AM. BUT MAYBE YOU ARE A PREDATOR. WITH SHIT LIKE THAT? NOT TAKING MY CHANCES. AND I'M NOT COWARDLY FOR IT. I'M SMART. UNLESS YOU'D RATHER OUR 'MEETUP' END IN A FIGHT.
¿?
Please, now that you have a job you actually have something to lose, causing fights and hurting civilians won't be a very good look.
HAGGISNBONES
MY NEW BOSS ACTUALLY HIRED ME BECAUSE I CAN HOLD UP IN A FIGHT.
HAGGISNBONES
THE SPIKES AREN'T JUST FOR SHOW.
HAGGISNBONES
ILL BUST YOUR LIP YOU FUCKING CREEP.
¿?
So then it is true, they just hire anyone the [PLACE WHERE I WORK] these days.
¿?
I think you owe me that date. I mean afterall- you can't just leave a guy hanging? I don't wanna lose you here! There'd be no avoiding me either way. I've driven by your place- the one with no light?
¿?
I'll get to hear back from you eventually. Hope it's sooner than later.
Messagelog 23/4/XXXX
HAGGISNBONES
IN FACT I JUST REMEMBERED I HAVE SOMETHING TO DO.
HAGGISNBONES
SAY, YOU KNOW I SAW THIS ARTICLE ON INTERNET TROLLS THE OTHER DAY, YOU KNOW WHAT IT SAID TO DO TO COUNTER?
¿?
Block and move on?
HAGGISNBONES
OKAY WELL I WAS GOING TO BUT TURNS OUT I HAVE TO PAY TO DO THAT.
HAGGISNBONES
WHICH IS STUPID? WHY DO I HAVE TO PAY TO AUDIT MY OWN CHAT BOX. WHAT?
¿?
There are very few things in this life that don't have some sort of fee
¿?
I promise you, I'm not a troll, not really
¿?
Just a journalist 
:).
HAGGISNBONES
WELL, MAYBE SEE ABOUT JOURNALING LESS ANNOYINGLY
HAGGISNBONES
OR I MIGHT JUST PAY THE FOUR POUNDS IT TAKES TO BLACKLIST YOU
HAGGISNBONES
YOUVE ALREADY BROKEN THE RULES LIKE. FIVE TIMES.
¿?
How so? I don't see them posted anywhere I've been doing my own inquiries
¿?
Come on, you wouldn't do this to a poor fan
¿?
You don’t have many people on your side of the ring
HAGGISNBONES
ARE YOU ON MY SIDE? DOESN'T SEEM SO TO ME.
¿?
How could I possibly convince you
HAGGISNBONES
NOT SURE. Y'KNOW WHAT, MAYBE I'LL TELL YOU WHEN I THINK OF SOMETHING.
¿?
How merciful
¿?
In the meantime then, we can keep this up
¿?
Are you a fan of guessing games?
HAGGISNBONES
NOT REALLY
HAGGISNBONES
BUT SHOOT
¿?
Distance matters less, some people say. Cover me up, I may be hard to find, but doing so will keep away the unkind.
¿?
What am I?
HAGGISNBONES
DUDE I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA
HAGGISNBONES
IT BETTER NOT BE SOME DUMB ASS SHIT LIKE "A SECRET" THOUGH
HAGGISNBONES
A SCANDAL?
¿?
I like the way you think, but the answer is more physical than that.
HAGGISNBONES
HOLE.
¿?
No...
HAGGISNBONES
TOMB.....
¿?
Those are almost- the same thing???
HAGGISNBONES
COVER . ME UP . ....
HAGGISNBONES
SOMETHING. HIDDEN.
HAGGISNBONES
TREAS...URE.....
HAGGISNBONES
🏴‍☠️
¿?
Only thing precious here are your attempts
HAGGISNBONES
IT COULD'VE BEEN TREASURE IF YOU WERE COOL.
HAGGISNBONES
WHAT DOES THE DISTANCE EVEN HAVE TO DO WITH IT
¿?
It's probably the biggest clue really
HAGGISNBONES
LOCATION?
¿?
Yeah
HAGGISNBONES
FUCK YES
¿?
Oh
¿?
Is that your answer?
HAGGISNBONES
YOU ANSWERED LIKE I GOT IT RIGHT ASSHOLE
¿?
Hahaha no, not quite, sorry...
HAGGISNBONES
IF YOU WERE NEXT TO ME RIGHT NOW ID HIT YOU
¿?
Now what would that solve...?
HAGGISNBONES
JUST SAY THE ANSWER
HAGGISNBONES
IT WOULD BE FUN, FOR ONE
¿?
Your Webcam.
HAGGISNBONES
IM ON A CELLPHONE
HAGGISNBONES
YOU THINK I CAN AFFORD A COMPUTER?
HAGGISNBONES
DINGUS
HAGGISNBONES
I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW THE FUCK I WAS SUPPOSED TO GET THAT WHAT DOES DISTANCE EVEN HAVE TO DO WITH IT
HAGGISNBONES
HIT ME WITH A BETTER ONE.
¿?
Are you serious...?
¿?
Fine
¿?
You can break me without touching or seeing me, what am I?
HAGGISNBONES
FEELINGS PROBABLY
HAGGISNBONES
SOMETHING INTANGIBLE OBVIOUSLY
HAGGISNBONES
OR BONES.
HAGGISNBONES
YOU DON'T HAVE TO TOUCH BONES TO BREAK THOSE
HAGGISNBONES
JUST SKIN
¿?
You're lukewarm, on the basis of ingangibility..
HAGGISNBONES
HEART. TRUST. PROMISES?
HAGGISNBONES
YOU CAN BREAK A PROMISE
¿?
Ding ding ding
HAGGISNBONES
SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
HAGGISNBONES
BUT THAT ONES NOT VERY ORIGINAL
¿?
I didn’t promise you originality
HAGGISNBONES
OKAY SO IF I GET TO FIVE YOU OWE ME A SHOT GIVE ME ANOTHER ONE
¿?
...Just because I'm having fun all right?
¿?
I can be written, I can be spoken, I can be exposed, I can be broken. What am I?
HAGGISNBONES
VOWS?
HAGGISNBONES
NO. EXPOSED.
HAGGISNBONES
YOU DONT EXPOSE A VOW.
¿?
Vows are just promises, wrong answer, try again.
HAGGISNBONES
NO SHIT SHERLOCK THATS WHY I SAID 'NO'
HAGGISNBONES
IT COULD BE A WORD.
HAGGISNBONES
IM DISCOVERING I HATE RIDDLES MORE THAN I REMEMBER
HAGGISNBONES
YEAH NO CLUE. NEXT
¿?
Don't want the answer?
HAGGISNBONES
SURE
HAGGISNBONES
BUT GIVE ME ANOTHER ONE AFTER
¿?
The answer is News
¿?
This next one might be up your alley
HAGGISNBONES
HIT ME
¿?
I can bring you joy or sorrow, or everything in between none have seen, smelt or felt me, yet everyone knows what I am. I have many types, but I am really just one thing. What am I?
HAGGISNBONES
UH. IT COULD BE AN IDEA
HAGGISNBONES
I'D SAY EMOTIONS OR MUSIC BUT THOSE ARE FELT.
¿?
Is that so?
¿?
I suppose you're correct..
¿?
The answer is music, so you win this one, since I like to play fair.
HAGGISNBONES
FOR NEXT TIME, MUSIC IS FELT IN THE SOUL. OR IF IT'S LOUD ENOUGH THROUGH YOUR BODY.
HAGGISNBONES
I'M SURPRISED YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT COMING TO MY CONCERTS.
HAGGISNBONES
HAVE I MADE IT TO FIVE YET PHONES LOW.
¿?
No you haven't
¿?
But you've been a good sport...
¿?
You can have your shot.
HAGGISNBONES
NEXT WEEK.
HAGGISNBONES
TWELLERS
HAGGISNBONES
SHOW UP THIS TIME
¿?
It's a date then.
Messagelog 16/4/XXXX (THE FIRST ONE)
HAGGISNBONES
TEST
HAGGISNBONES
CHATBOX IS BACK UP!
HAGGISNBONES
EVERYONE CHEER.
¿?
Seizure Slop
HAGGISNBONES
FUCK THAT EVEN MEAN
¿?
Oh..well yknow 
HAGGISNBONES
WELL REGARDLESS THANKS FOR THE COMPLIMENT
¿?
Y'know this is public domain right?
HAGGISNBONES
WELL YEA, I'D SURE HOPE SO
¿?
You make it so easy
HAGGISNBONES
IT IS KIND OF MEANT TO BE DISCOVERABLE
¿?
Big fan btw
HAGGISNBONES
SWEET
HAGGISNBONES
YEAH MY PAGE IS P COOL
¿?
Cool
HAGGISNBONES
HAGGISNBONES
BABIES FIRST TIME CODING
¿?
First time for a lot of things?
HAGGISNBONES
NOT SURE WHAT A LOT OF THINGS ARE SUPPOSED TO MEAN, MAN
HAGGISNBONES
BUT SURE! IM EXPERIMENTAL
¿?
Don't break your head over it then, you've got a gig Friday afterall
HAGGISNBONES
WELL, LESS A GIG, MORE A HANGOUT
HAGGISNBONES
ARE YOU COMING TO JAM DUDE?
HAGGISNBONES
IT'S BYOB
¿?
I've been to every single one of your shows im a bit familar with the etiquette
¿?
Thanks for the heads up though
HAGGISNBONES
MY SHOWS? OR THE SHOWS THAT ARE BANNED TO TALK ABOUT
¿?
I mean. If you were the heart isn't it your body to claim as your's
¿?
The answer is both
¿?
Sorta hahaha
¿?
Hahaha
¿?
Haha
HAGGISNBONES
SAND&PIPES WAS ALWAYS NAILS' DREAM. I DIDN'T PICK THE NAME, OR THE PLACE, OR THE PEOPLE. ESPECIALLY THE PEOPLE.
HAGGISNBONES
BUT YOU'RE RIGHT. EVERYTHING WE HAD WAS MY MAKING.
HAGGISNBONES
EVERY FUCKING LYRIC.
HAGGISNBONES
ANYWAYS, I WOULD LIKE TO ADHERE TO MY OWN SITE'S RULES. SAND&PIPES DISCUSSION IS BANNED AS OF JANUARY.
HAGGISNBONES
IF YOU'D REALLLLY LIKE TO GET INTO IT, THAT'S TOUGH. YOU'D HAVE TO PAY ME TO EVEN THINK ABOUT THOSE BASTARDS AGAIN, HAHA
¿?
I have everything I need to know, no worries
HAGGISNBONES
ALRIGHT, PEACHY THEN
HAGGISNBONES
COME GIVE ME A HOLLAR IF YOU SHOW TOMORROW. OTHERWISE ENJOY THE SLOP, PAL. SEIZURE YOUR EYES OUT.
HAGGISNBONES
BEDTIME
¿?
You've made everything so easy for me I'd almost think you did it just for me, sleep well, thanks for the gift, it's very much appreciated.
HAGGISNBONES
EW.
HAGGISNBONES
GOODNIGHT?
¿?
Sweet dreams :]

These will be continuously updated whenever/if they occur.

27/4/XXXX

I think I'm being watched.

If anyone's paying attention to this secretblog, and/or the chatbox they'd see this.

Messagelog.
¿?
¿?
Quiet night?
HAGGISNBONES
that'd be an understatement
HAGGISNBONES
EVEN FORGOT MY CAPS LOCK
¿?
What's the point of it
¿?
Just like how it looks?
HAGGISNBONES
YEAH, BASICALLY
HAGGISNBONES
LETTERS LOOK KIND OF ODD IN MOST FONTS WHEN THEY AREN'T UPPERCASE
¿?
The unpredictability is entertaining at times
¿?
But I understand your reasoning
¿?
Your job
HAGGISNBONES
I'M FLATTERED CONSIDERING I'M NOT EVEN ATTEMPTING TO BE UNPREDICTABLE, HAHAHAHAHA
HAGGISNBONES
MY JOB?
¿?
How was it
HAGGISNBONES
DUSTY.
HAGGISNBONES
I'VE DISCOVERED IM ALLERGIC
¿?
How exhilarating
HAGGISNBONES
APPARANENTLY I GET TO RESEARCH GHOSTS THOUGH SO THATS PRETTY NEAT
HAGGISNBONES
WHAT ABOUT YOU?
¿?
That line of work rings a bell.
¿?
As for me? Loaded, lots of things happening in London everyday...
¿?
I've met my quota for the week, but as a new one begins I know I'll be swamped again.
HAGGISNBONES
WHAT EXACTLY DO YOU DO AGAIN?
¿?
I'm a journalist
HAGGISNBONES
HOW OLD ARE YOU DUDE?
HAGGISNBONES
THAT'S LIKE. AN OLD PEOPLE JOB
HAGGISNBONES
I MEAN NOT THAT I HATE OLD PEOPLE
¿?
I consider myself a bit of a scholar, but im definitely not old
¿?
Im 21
HAGGISNBONES
JUST THAT IT'D BE KIND OF ODD IF YOU WERE WITH SOME COMMENTS YOU'VE
HAGGISNBONES
OKAY SWEET
¿?
You thought..I was a predator?
¿?

HAGGISNBONES
WELL, NO BUT IT'S GOOD NOT TO ASSUME OTHERWISE
¿?
You have? A point?
¿?
Whatever
HAGGISNBONES
AND IF YOU WERE LIKE FOURTY I MIGHT'VE HAD TO TAKE BACK THE OFFER OF LETTING YOU BUY ME A DRINNK
HAGGISNBONES
THAT'D BE WIERD
HAGGISNBONES
ANYWAYS
¿?
What makes you think being a journalist is an old person job? Old people won't be around forever to hold those jobs.
HAGGISNBONES
MAYBE I SHOULD ADD MY AGE TO MY INFORMATION SECTION..... ID HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL I CAN GET IN THE LIBRARY FOR THAT THOUGH
HAGGISNBONES
ANYWAYS I GUESS SO. MY NEW BOSS IS HELLA OLD I GUESS I TECHNICALLY HAVE AN OLD PERSON JOB NOW TOO
¿?
According to your blog you got yourself caught up in librarian business.
¿?
Pray tell, what sort of business has to do with investigation of the supernatural.
¿?
That isn't a YouTube channel.
HAGGISNBONES
SOME KIND OF PLACE WHERE WE TAKE PEOPLE'S SCARY STORIES.
HAGGISNBONES
IT'S KIND OF INSANE TO IMAGINE HOW THEY STAY IN BUSINESS WITH SOMETHING SO FAR FETCHED BUT I'M NOT THE ONE IN CHARGE SO IM NOT REALLY COMPLAINING ABOUT IT
HAGGISNBONES
LIKE THERE WAS ONE ABOUT THIS LADY WHO WAS TRAPPED IN A CAVE FOR A WEEK OR SOMETHING AND ALMOST DIED- SCARY SHIT. IT'S LABELED AS SUPERNATURAL BUT IT COULD JUST BE POLICE STUFF I GUESS
¿?
You never know with random accounts.
¿?
Although everything you've mentioned rings a bell, next time you turn into work you should probably jot down what you actually do
¿?
Otherwise I'd be forced to believe you work for some genuine institute
HAGGISNBONES
WHAT DOES IT MATTER IF IM GETTING PAID LIKE IT IS REGARDLESS?
HAGGISNBONES
I GET TA HAVE A PROPER LIVING SPACE SOON THAT'S REAL EXCITIN
¿?
How long have you been on the streets now?
¿?
Maybe after that drink we can have dinner...granted if we hit it off
HAGGISNBONES
OFF AND ON FOR THREE OR SO YEARS. OFF MOSTLY IN HE WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED'S TRAILER
HAGGISNBONES
AND MAYBE IF YOU PAY
HAGGISNBONES
DO YOU LIKE OYSTERS?
¿?
Can't say im a big fan
¿?
I've seen you top a few off before...
¿?
Side note, the gentleman thing to do is to pay if I asked you out first.....I'd have paid either way
HAGGISNBONES
WELL HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW IF YOU'RE A GENTLEMAN OR NOT
¿?
Hm
¿?
I didn't even establish whether I was a guy or not
¿?
Im sorry
HAGGISNBONES
NO WORRIES I JUST ASSUMED YOU WERE A WALKING PAIR OF QUESTION MARKS, ACTUALLY.
HAGGISNBONES
IN MY MINDS EYE YOU WALK LIKE ONE OF THE AOMEBOA BOYS.
¿?
They say anonymity is all the rage these days
¿?
Isn't it fun to imagine who I could be?
HAGGISNBONES
EH. I'M NOT WRACKING MY BRAIN OVER IT
HAGGISNBONES
I COULD GO THE REST OF MY LIFE WITHOUT KNOWING HONESTLY.
¿?
Cute
¿?
At the very least you aren't too bothered by this
¿?
Makes my job easier
HAGGISNBONES
ALRIGHT THIS TIME I CAN CONFIDENTLY SAY, NOT CUTE. YOU MIGHT BE BUT THAT SURELY ISNT AN ADJECTIVE I'D BE DESCRIBED WITH
¿?
That sort of thing is subjective
HAGGISNBONES
NOT REALLY
¿?
What would you know???
¿?
At the very least you're charming
¿?
It's inspiring really
¿?
Living all on your own, on the streets of London, walking down the roads on your own every day. One way or another bound to get into trouble by bumming it out in all those empty buildings...
HAGGISNBONES
.....
HAGGISNBONES
NOW I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT WHERE I'VE BEEN STAYING
¿?
I know the city like the back of my hand.
¿?
And I'm a big fan...that's been established I'd hope.
HAGGISNBONES
DUDE. YOU'RE CREEPING ME OUT.
HAGGISNBONES
LIKE SERIOUS BAD VIBES.
¿?
No need, we're meeting up one day aren't we? This week or so? Right? I owe you that drink. Don't wanna lose you on that opportunity.
HAGGISNBONES
YEAH WELL I'M RECONSIDERING
¿?
I wanna meet you. And once we're more familiar im sure I can win you over a drink or two. We won't be strangers anymore then. Less scary right?
HAGGISNBONES
NOT ONCE ON THIS BLOG, OR ANY OTHERS HAVE I EVER. EVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT THE SPECIFICS OF WHAT, OR WHERE I'VE BEEN "BUMMING" IT OUT.
HAGGISNBONES
I'VE BEEN EXTREMELY CAREFUL ABOUT THAT
¿?
...
¿?
I had to get to know you one way or another before our first date yknow.
HAGGISNBONES
DATE'S CANCELED.
HAGGISNBONES
FUCK THAT
HAGGISNBONES
LIKE SERIOUSLY FUCK THAT. FUCK. THAT.
HAGGISNBONES
MY GUT'S MORE TRUSTWORTHY THAN WHOEVER THE HELL YOU ARE.
¿?
Oh please.
¿?
You aren't actually scared are you?
HAGGISNBONES
YOU KNOW WHAT MAYBE I AM. BUT MAYBE YOU ARE A PREDATOR. WITH SHIT LIKE THAT? NOT TAKING MY CHANCES. AND I'M NOT COWARDLY FOR IT. I'M SMART. UNLESS YOU'D RATHER OUR 'MEETUP' END IN A FIGHT.
¿?
Please, now that you have a job you actually have something to lose, causing fights and hurting civilians won't be a very good look.
HAGGISNBONES
MY NEW BOSS ACTUALLY HIRED ME BECAUSE I CAN HOLD UP IN A FIGHT.
HAGGISNBONES
THE SPIKES AREN'T JUST FOR SHOW.
HAGGISNBONES
ILL BUST YOUR LIP YOU FUCKING CREEP.
¿?
So then it is true, they just hire anyone the [PLACE WHERE I WORK] these days.
¿?
I think you owe me that date. I mean afterall- you can't just leave a guy hanging? I don't wanna lose you here! There'd be no avoiding me either way. I've driven by your place- the one with no light?
¿?
I'll get to hear back from you eventually. Hope it's sooner than later.

I've been very VERY careful not to disclose where I sleep. Now that I have access to funds for an apartment I can finally talk about how I've been sleeping in empty houses, but somehow this individual already knew that. They've already mentioned seeing me in places I can't see them, watching me do things.

I feel like I'm being followed. There will be less posts about my warabouts for the next week or so, just because I'm so uncomfortable with whatever this is that's going on. If I've got someone watching me I'd rather shake them.

And if its YOU. reading this. If I see you, if I catch you? It's not going to end well.

Signed; Very unnerved, BONES.

18/4/XXXX Job?

I've just had to take off my spikes and all my piercings out for the fist time in so long and it feels so wierd! haha! The lady from last night gave me a small bit of money from clothes, but I haven't been in an office really so I didn't know what to wear. I've got on a black tee, a belt, and jeans. Hopefully that'll suffice. I'm not wearing khaki even if they fire me. I have standards. I still think it's kind of odd though, how quick I was picked up. I was just given banknotes? Who's to say I wouldn't go out and spend it on illicit substances? (Not that I would, mind you. I need that money for more important things. Like alcahol.) and how am I to know it isn't some place where they'll steal my liver. Hm.

I suppose I'll have to do some more research on this institute before I actually arrive. She gave me an adress, I'll look at that.
Sidenote, laddies and gents don't ever try to wash your hair and then straighten it right after. I thought it'd be more formal but I just ended up wastin my money on the iron and nearly burned all my hair off. It looks horrific, it's terribly frizzy. I've got work in an hour! Wish me luck lads. Bringing my knife just incase it is a liver harvesting operation, I'll be seeing ya.

Remember your bones.....

17/4/XXXX

MY EEX IS A FUCKN ASSHOLE. O CAN't BELiEBE THIS SHIG HEE GAVE ME A FuCKING BLAcK EYE AFTER WHZG? WHAT? MOnTHS? MONTHS OF NOT SEDING HIM? HE FIDN'T EVEEN CALL, YOU KNoW. NO CALLS NO ASKING IF I WAS ALRIGHT, BUT IT'S FINE! BECCQUE I MEY THIS BANBIN OPD LADY WHO OFRERED ME UP A JoB AND ENOUGH KONEY TO SEND HIM CRYING HIME TO HIS LOVUNG FATHER. FUCKYOU NAILS YOU FUCKIFN PUSAY, COULDN'T EVEN FACE ME YOU'EE HALLF THE MAN I AM CICKHEAD, GO DTACHGA AN DIABL THÚ, FUCK YOU. I'GE HOT TO GO TO TYIS JOB TOMROROW WITH AA BLACK EYE CAUSE' UOU. I HOPE YOU CHOKE.

N'Y WAYs. I got a job frrom an ol lady who was at the bar, she was odd. buut funny, ydah biught me tjree drimkss n gave me a bit of money for a proper outfit s o I xah get something clean for my job. I can finlly wash my shirt n pants prooer too With some real detergent inSTRA OF BAKING SODA. AN MT HAIR WITH REAP SHAMPOO N CONDITONER AND REAL SHOWER WARER. J I CAN EAT Q REAP PROPER FOOD NEAL. I'M GETT ING BREAKFZST BEORE WORK TINORROW, FUCK WHT I HAVE LEFT. I HAV'T HAD BREAKFZST SINCE LAST YEAR, I DESSERVE TO EST SO KETHUN NICE IN THE MORNING. ESPECIALLY CA USE IM FUCKING STARVING RIGHT NOW. I WONDER IF I CAN FINDD Q VENDG MACHINE TO PUT ONE OF THESE IN N GET ME SOMETHIN TONIGHT EVEN..... YEAH THHAYD BE PRETTY SWEET..... IF I CANN FKN OUT HOW TO FIND ONE WITHIU RUNNUN IBTOO TRPUBLE. OR MAYBE TROUBLE WOULD BE A GOOD ieea actuall consodwring my cOWARD OF AN EXXXX and my EX FRIENDDS fuckin ran ofF BEFORE WE COULDD EVEN DINISh our fight. ay so NAILS tets a hhkt in but I don't? nails gets backuo but when I ask for ir it's @yoo faaaar kesterrr you&re gonna kill the guy" alrigh well they didn sedm tooo upset abour miloin someone eheN it was me, ay? wjen it CAME TO GHROWIN ME OUT AND FUCKIN ME OVER. YEAH SURE, IT'S ALL MY FAULR. S'AL

anyway I shOudl gett resti ng EARLY, BOT A NEQ JOB TO MORROW. ALREADY WALKIB IN WITH A HANGOVR AND A BLACK EYE, GOTTA BE QWAKE. REMEBER UOUR BONES. CYA'

16/4/XXXX

Really greatful to this library lady. She says I can't hang round tomorrow night, but while she's on shift until the next morning I'm safe to sleep here. Gave me something to eat too. Librarians are saints, dude. Like actual saints. Always the nicest around I've seen. Reminds me of this lady I knew in primary, she'd always help me read when I had trouble. Anyways, new hole in my face is healing alrite. Not sure where my tooth went though, awful shame! I'd have liked to of kept it. Wish I'd gotten that fight on film, it was legendary. Two guys at once, one easily twice my weightclass.

It was a NIGHT. Lads, don't mess with a guy two jagerbombs in. I almost made it away from the copper's too if it hadn't been for the crowd tryna rush out the door and blockin my way out. I'm glad my friend made it out of there though, dealing with the police on your first concert wouldn't be too much of a good time if you get caught from it. Luckily they know me around here so they just let me off with another warning. Bah, not like I could pay a fine anyways. At this point jail might be an improvement. Atleast I'd have a meal ev'ry night.

it's the only thing that can make me miss home. But that's beside the point. Stay safe out there the rest of ya! Doing some mantinance and then closing out for the night so I can get some QUALITY rest before I've gotta hightail it out of here.

Later ;)

12/4/XXXX

Irronic that as soon as I make a post about hoW TI SURVIVE MOSHING, SOME GUY BREAKS LIKE 50 of the rules un oome go. First off, allow me to preFaace, I’m drunk. Just got fone dealing wiThh the po’. Loged MEETIING MY NEW FRIEND, SHE WAZ GREAT. PAYED FOR EVERYTHING,, IT WAS WONDERFUL CONSIDERING K DON’T HAVE AY FJCKING MOMEH! II NEED AA JOB GODD AMNIT UR I CCANT BE T CLEAN ENOOUGH FOR AN INTERVIEW. I’M WORKIHG ON I T. IM FCUKKNG WORKIING OJT. ANYWAY W I WAS IN THE PIT, AFTT I OWNED MY YAGERBPMB. MOSHIBG OUT, HAV ING A GOOC PAGH. THIS ASSHILES SWINGONNH HIS ELBOWS ALLLAROUND A ND HIRTING PEOPLE/ HIT MEE, HHIT SOME OTHER GUYY, SO HE'S HEAVED UP AND PULLED OUT LF THE PIT. END OF S TORY RIGHT? ERONG. I MOSH FOR A FEWW HOURS IUNNO AN HOUR OR TWO, AND WHEN I GGO TO GET OUT, ELBOWS HUUY JUST FCUKKNG SHOVE S ME BACK IN! LOKE SERIOJZLY? WHAT A DICK WHAT A SCUM OF THE EARTH DIC J. MMY HEAD CRASHES AGAIHST THIS OTHER GUUY- OM PRETY SURE I HAVE. CONCUSSION, IT FUCKING HURTS. AND I POP BACK UP AND THE DJDes jjst LAUgHING at me. WhzT a dick! so i punch his smile oFf hi s face, n knock him out. go back to the bar with my friEnd aand i go "we fottaa ge tout or herre I d ont want to be baanned from My favorite testurautn" cause I xan tell the bqrkeep's eye ing me, yeah? BBut whe's all like "oh don't wifRY ABout it, I can pahy for you to get into lther bars" aand I was kike "really?" and she was like "yeah" and that's kind of a deall I didnt ant to pass up. So the bartender was comin g at me, qnd elBoWs gut wwaS back. So I sakd "fuck it get me anoother drInk" and rammed into them shoutkn the cries of my forefatthers: I won, of ccpurse, but I ghink they knocked ahother ttooth out :( that's gona be bad for my ingerview :,( amywaYs my head hurts raelly bad uh the police took my new phone i found so im back on this old one, n i have nl idda wjeree y new frkejd lkves :( maybe ill find her smeda but for now i Gues imma habe to pay for myt own barr. spezkin g oF, gonna havee tp find a new anyways,, gog banned from fiddpers. Kight try twlldrs?. I hheard they've got reactIve lighgs in the bssement, that's sure tto be a time. OnlY issue s the entranc is steeep. It's UNCERGROUND undergrouNd. Surrly I can baSh some heaDs in, sureLY .

11/4/XXXX

Met a new friend through my "new" phone? She's nice! She enjoyed my website and my logo atleast. Invited her to the concert at fiddlers tomorrow. TOMORROW tomorrow. Which means I gotta make good on my beauty rest. However, as always, just incase this meeting goes sideways and I get robbed or mugged. Remember everyone, do as I say, not as I do. And I say you should never meet with a stranger online unless you've known them ATLEAST. A week. That being said, I'm excited to go hang with this chick, hope she likes metal.
Hope the venue isn't ass actually, I've got no clue whose to be playing.

It may be a good idea to make a post about concerts just to explain some things to her. I'll do that on my main later. Goodnight everyone. :)

1/4/XXXX

Found a new cellphone in an alley? Didn't have a charger so I had to spend a few pound to get one but it works! Theres a big black splotch in the screen and it's in this groupchat? That I can't seem to leave, but it's big enough that I can comfortably post on my website without worry. Maybe I can spend less time writing at the library and more time writing plugged up to an outlet in a resturaunt lobby. This means more frequent logs again, rejoyce everyone. Lost a lot of traffic to this site after the breakup, but I'm thankful for the few of you who are still here. Reminder that my coffee is still up. Still looking for a job and a place to stay, so any donation helps. Currently stuck with only a few pairs to change into and soap to wash things off. Don't mind the mothholes that much, don't get me wrong. I'd just like to actually wear a shirt at night when it's cold. So please consider donating! Thank you lads.

Later!

10/1/XXXX

10/1/XXXX My phones cracked. It's hard to write on this thing right now, but that's alrite. I set up a different webpage theme, I don't want to be matching with him or any of those dickheads anymore. We're done.

sidenote. look at this poor adorable thing.

Anyways I broke up with nails! If it wasn't obvious. We weren't doing well. I'd like to have said we went our separate ways peacefully, but as he's been so keen to remind me these past months, I'm volatile. I think I broke his nose. I'm not sorry. From now on I'm a solo artist, who currently doesn't have an instrument. Not that I know how to play guitar, can't afford lessons n it's not like I'd ever ask anyone to teach me. THATS an easy way to get picked on. And most people don't teach well, makes me mad. So from now on all that'll be available will be lyrics, poems, and whatever I can scramble together on a synthesizer (sorry). And even then, I have to figure out how to upload audio files to this thing. Which means more online self taught tutorials (yay!) it's just like school all over again! The good news, the best news, is that I've now got a friend in the public library who will let me look through the books and use the computers. Maybe I can get better at these things. Start my own band once my lyricism reaches the best it can be. Or maybe not. All I know is if I see nails again it's over for him. I'm done with that dick.

NOTICE 9/1/XXXX

Talking to nails about everything tonight, as I said I would.

12/12/XXXX (AFTER DARK.)

Making this second webpage to hide my thoughts from NAILS. It's not my usual work. I'm not a fan of "vaugeposting" or avoiding speaking to someone. But I honestly just need a place to vent my frustrations out. He's being overbearing. I'm not a fan of it. I'm not a fan of observation, he keeps bringing up my 'language'? we're a metal band! Dude! I can use whatever fucking language I want! Shite shite shite! (said for emphasis.) Maybe it's an issue for him and his followers, but I don't care. Never have never will. It's just a thing that I do, an If he doesn't like it maybe he can talk to me instead of apologizing for me infront of the crowd when I yell at the one fellow in the crowd who's been calling me slurs! I have a right to be upset, a right to say how upset I am, and a right to curse out a bastard for being a bastard!

I'll talk to him about it eventually. Maybe after tonight. Maybe.

NOW, REMEMBER!
DON'T FORGET YOUR HAGGIS..... DON'T FORGET YOUR BONES.....